Seriously, I laughed out loud...multiple times.
"Women will be rushing the stage, offering to do star Jake Gyllenhaal's laundry on those washboard abs that he acquired for the film." It's true: When women are attracted to a man, the one thing we cannot wait to do is his laundry. It's... it's like the LA Times can see into our hearts.








Hilarious. What is it, 1950? Were I to bump into JG, I sincerely doubt laundry would be on my mind. There are better things to rub on those abs.