Tying your shoes is an art…who knew?

Ok, maybe not art, but I honestly had no idea there was a better way to tie my shoes. I feel it’s my duty to spread the word.

Next they’ll tell me there’s some newfangled way of removing my bra without taking off my shirt. 

I didn’t know newfangled was one word either. Thanks Google.


  1. Reply
    Gary January 20, 2010

    Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

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    odyglo January 20, 2010

    Wait a minute… you mean you don’t know how to take off your bra while leaving your shirt in place? I’m shocked! A gap in your upbringing, surely.

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    Ry January 20, 2010

    Seriously! Wait, unless you mean me in which case….seriously! No really, I actually don’t. So I’m going to assume you’re referring to the shoe tying experts. Those punks need to get a job!

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    Ry January 20, 2010

    I knew it! I knew someone would assume I didn’t know the old way. Let me assure you, I do. It is the newfangled way of which I am concerned…and also doesn’t exist yet. I’m just waiting for someone to tell me it does.

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    annie January 20, 2010

    This is hilarious. But he doesn’t address the oh so popular bunny ears technique. I guess I’ll have to give it a try and see if it ends in a granny (X) or reed (!).

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