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Originally uploaded by RGP

When the fella and I started dating, one of the first things I told him was:

"I do not cook."

He responded "That's okay, I do."  Then suddenly I had images in my head of us living together happily ever after because FINALLY I had found someone who wouldn't let me starve. Priorities people.

You might be thinking "But Ry, he's been gone since May, not to return until August! Whatever will you do?" 

Trust me, the day he left I was like "Of course I'll miss you!  I'm going to freakin' starve for the next 4 months!  WAIT! Think this over!"  and he was all "Eat my dust!" and I was all "It tastes like Ramen!"

And it did. I ate Ramen more than a couple times a week for the month of May.  Hey, atleast I was eating.  I could have been lying on the kitchen floor crying "Why? WHY!" while eyeballing the cat food.

Part of my problem is that I am incredibly impatient and a mega-multitasker.  MEGA. Like, while I'm writing this blog I'm re-heating my coffee (cause otherwise I'd stare at the microwave waiting) and in between thoughts I'm working on my drawing project.

Plus, I only cook when I'm starving.  I sit here and procrastinate until it's too late and it's either cook or eat my foot.  Considering I walk barefoot in a house that 2 men and 2 cats also inhabit, I figure cooking FTW.

So I've had to improvise a little and come up with a couple of surefire 10 minute 'recipes' that I can easily multitask into my day and eat freakin' right away or someone's going to get hurt.  Seriously, I'm still learning how to use this knife!

oh, before i go on, i meant to take a picture of the recipe you're about to laugh your way through, but i totally forgot because i was HUNGRY.  so instead you get a picture of my chipped plate.